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	document.write("<h1>News</h1><div id='text'><b>October 19, 2008</b><br>Lots going on in this news:<br>Our new host is working! Yippeeyay! We'll be located <a href='http://revarium.atzend.com'>here</a>. <br>We've also installed Wordpress (Cutenews is so, like, Version 1) but have yet to get that set up perfectly :)<br>At the time of this writing, there's nothing actually on the server. Anyway. Bookmark that spot, because in the next couple of days, there will be.<br>Speaking of which - I'm going on a trip for two weeks (!) and won't be back for quite some time. I won't be able to upload anything, though I can change stuff. Hopefully I'll get my Wordpress up and running by then so I can post, at least.<br>Keep checking in! (please!)<br><b>--Remarque</b><br><br><b>October 16, 2008</b><br>Election's over, we're stuck with Harper again. At least he didn't get a majority :/<br>OK, I'll shut up about politics now; until the 4th of November, at least. Then I'll be hoping Obama becomes the Pres of all you Statelians.<br>As far as site news goes, I'm really progressing the new layout! Hit some major snags (bah, Freehostia is disobedient) so you won't see it yet, but this ole site here is in its death throes!<br>Because Freehostia's being annoying and evil and all, you won't see the new layout up for a little while. You can still take a look <a href='version2/index.html'>here</a> at the new one, but keep in mind that I'm not updating that, seeing as it's still on this host.<br>OK, I have a few polls for you today! Please, please check them out:<br><b>1.</b> If I started up a personal blog and talked about stuff, d'y'think you would read it?<br><b>2.</b> What do you think of the general look and feel of our new layout?<br><b>3.</b> Cutenews or Fanupdate? My new host will support both.<br><b>4.</b> How often do you visit my site?<br><b>5.</b> Do you regurarly check the news?<br><b>6.</b> Cottage cheese and rye?<br>Lol, I'm finished now ^^<br><b>--Remarque</b><br><br><b>October 13, 2008</b><br>Election is tomorrow; I'm not old enough to vote, but if I was, I'd be voting strategically, probably end up with NDP. Anything but Conservative, right? :)<br>Anyway, <a href='version2/index.html'>here's the new layout</a>! Yayyyy! Keep in mind that it is <i>very</i> primeval, and that it'll be getting some more actual pages soon :) Also, a note to my affies: your buttons aren't up yet in the new layout; no worries, they will be soon. <br>Over an' out,<br><b>--Remarque</b><br><br><b>October 11, 2008</b><br>Augh!!<br>I'm going to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving; we're staying at a cottage and won't be back till Monday.<br>Actually, this isn't <i>terrible</i> news. I have the new layout done, it's just the pages and the host that need to come along.<br>I'll probably work my pretty little butt off before we leave, and then first thing when we get back, I'll upload it on the <i>old</i> host and give people a link from this box here, and then after everything's settled down, I'll work on everything behind the scenes and release it a few days late.<br><b>--Remarque</b><br><br><b>October 9, 2008</b><br>OK, OK, I'm updating!<br>Right. Layout not finished yet, mostly because I'm distracted all the time. So. In order to get this done on time, I'm not allowing myself any online comics (except for the Bunny comic - search it in Google! It's great!), no games (like Snowdrift, Winterbells, or Fancy Pants Adventure:World 2), and nothing else even mildly entertaining. Feel sorry for me, but do not attempt to disuade me! <i>This must get done</i>!<br>On a different note, I'm still looking for affies/staff. I'm also looking for top affiliates/partners, because there'll be a place for that on the new layout. Just...<a href='contact.html'>contact me</a>!<br><br><b>October 7, 2008</b><br><b>NEWSFLASH: SECRET THING REVEALED!</b><br>Secret thing: (dun dun dun dun...) We're getting a new layout! Yes we are! I am so happy!<br>It'll be made by me, and it'll also fit the whole RevA thing. <br>Oh, speaking of which - we'll now be called the Revarium! But that's not all - read below for more of the awesome things that'll be happening here, starting sometime in the next few days!<br><b>Moving</b> We'll be moving to a new host; not quite sure yet. Don't worry; I'll keep this host up and have a clickylink to our new place.<br><b>Cutenews</b> We'll be getting Cutenews!<br><b>Firefox-friendly</b>Yes, our new layout will work perfectly in both IE and FF.<br><b>Almost-daily posts</b> We'll be posting almost daily, and we'll be looking for active staffers, and commenters!<br><b>More content</b> We'll finally get all of those stubborn little pages up!<br>And the most exciting of all...<br><b>Departments</b> The Revarium will be the main page, and then we'll have different 'departments' - here's a preview of what we'll have...<br><b>FontTalk by the Revarium</b> Discussion of all things fontly - we'll have recommended fonts, fonts that work well in certain places, fonts that work well together, listing of our favorite fonts, and, of course, lots of discussion!<br><b>NeoReva</b> We'll be moving all of our NeoContent to this department. Because the owner is a Neopian native of almost five years, she has a lot to say :-) NeoReva will be a little mini-site: mostly tutorials and guides, but with the occasional graphic. We'll also be releasing something secret and cool about it *wink* Just keep checking.<br><b>ContentIdeas by the Revarium</b> Loads of cool ideas for graphics, color schemes, tutorials, guides, etc! (This department may be delayed somewhat)<br><b>Interviews at the Revarium</b> Want to know all about the most sucessful graphics, tutorials, and Neopets sites on the web? Here is the place to come! With interviews added as often as we can get them, you'll come across every sucess story and perhaps even begin to learn how to build a sucessful site of your own...<br><br>There! Worth coming back to, isn't it? Well...it will be, at least :-)<br><b>--Remarque</b><br><b>PS.</b> I'll have a few more tricks up my sleve *wink*</div>");
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